The Straight Version
The Bastø ferry has run aground between Moss and Horten for reasons still unknown.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine having one job: sail a straight line across a puddle and still hitting the bottom like a drunk toddler. Absolute Norwegian incompetence at its finest.
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The Bottom Line
MARITIME LOBOTOMY / 10
Imagine having one job: sail a straight line across a puddle and still hitting the bottom like a drunk toddler.
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