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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:19 pm
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade — Norway
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The Straight Version

UK PM rejects financial reparations as Burnham hints a formal apology.

The UNHINGED Take

Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter.

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The Bottom Line

SILLY MONARCH /10

Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter.

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Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter. SILLY MONARCH /10 https://unhingednews.com/no/burnham-opens-door-to-formal-apology-for-britains #NZEl

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