The Straight Version
UK PM rejects financial reparations as Burnham hints a formal apology.
The UNHINGED Take
Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter.

The Bottom Line
SILLY MONARCH /10
Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter.
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Burnham's apology thinner than a fjord’s ice scrape; UK waddles like a walrus in a snowstorm, still choking on slave‑mould, reasing money like hot tap water in winter. SILLY MONARCH /10 https://unhingednews.com/no/burnham-opens-door-to-formal-apology-for-britains #NZEl
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