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Champions League : Lens suffer historic 9-1 defeat against Como

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 08:45 am
Champions League : Lens suffer historic 9-1 defeat against Como — Norway
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The Straight Version

Lens suffered a record-breaking 9-1 Champions League defeat against Como.

The UNHINGED Take

Lens didn't just lose, they committed public suicide on a European stage. Watching them defend was like watching a blind drunk try to perform heart surgery with a rusty fork.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FOOTBALLING DISGRACE / 10

Lens didn't just lose, they committed public suicide on a European stage.

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Lens didn't just lose, they committed public suicide on a European stage. ABSOLUTE FOOTBALLING DISGRACE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/champions-league-lens-suffer-historic-9-1-defeat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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