The Straight Version
Manchester United appeared set to sack Michael Carrick this week, but he may have one chance to save his job - at Chelsea.
The UNHINGED Take
"Chelsea vs Manchester United: Premier League – teams, prediction, lineups" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Chelsea vs Manchester United: Premier League – teams, prediction, lineups" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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