The Straight Version
Haitian police have found a vehicle used by four missing Salvadoran technicians as Salvadoran troops deploy to Haiti.
The UNHINGED Take
"El Salvador’s Bukele touts military intervention in Haiti" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"El Salvador’s Bukele touts military intervention in Haiti" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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