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England i sjokk

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Dagbladet·28 Oct, 07:15 am
England i sjokk — Norway
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The Straight Version

Arsenal was knocked out of the domestic cup, leaving English football fans in complete shock.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching Arsenal bottle another trophy is the only consistent thing in this pathetic world. Absolute losers choking on their own hype while the rest of us laugh at the inevitable collapse.

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The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL CHOKE ARTISTS / 10

Watching Arsenal bottle another trophy is the only consistent thing in this pathetic world.

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Watching Arsenal bottle another trophy is the only consistent thing in this pathetic world. PROFESSIONAL CHOKE ARTISTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/england-i-sjokk #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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