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French minister warns of 'very high' violence risk as country braces for Halloween protests

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 06:57 am
French minister warns of 'very high' violence risk as country braces for Halloween protests — Norway
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The Straight Version

France is deploying 70,000 police officers across the country to suppress expected Halloween riots and public disorder.

The UNHINGED Take

France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale. Laurent Nunez is basically playing real-life Call of Duty.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10

France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale.

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France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale. TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/french-minister-warns-of-very-high-violence-ri

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