The Straight Version
France is deploying 70,000 police officers across the country to suppress expected Halloween riots and public disorder.
The UNHINGED Take
France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale. Laurent Nunez is basically playing real-life Call of Duty.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10
France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale.
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France has officially pivoted from high fashion to state-sponsored riot management because their own citizens are turning the streets into a glorified battle royale. TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/french-minister-warns-of-very-high-violence-ri
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