The Straight Version
Bodø/Glimt are scrambling to manage a sickness outbreak during their most critical stage of the season.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the king of the Arctic circle and getting taken down by a common cold. Absolute bottle job from a bunch of cod-brained pansies who fold when the weather turns.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC SNOT-NOSED DISASTER / 10
Imagine being the king of the Arctic circle and getting taken down by a common cold.
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