The Straight Version
Festmagasinet Standard in Oslo reported massive Halloween crowds.
The UNHINGED Take
Oslo’s costume stores are crawling like a plague of glitter‑laden zombies. Festmagasinet Standard’s supply chain now looks like a sacrificial altar to greed.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // GLITTER ZOMBIE CRAZEGIF
The Bottom Line
HYSTERICAL CRIME / 10
Oslo’s costume stores are crawling like a plague of glitter‑laden zombies.
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