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Iran commander sets out five conditions for regional security

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 01:21 pm
Iran commander sets out five conditions for regional security — Norway
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The Straight Version

An Iranian commander issued five security demands while Qatar attempts to broker renewed negotiations with the United States.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these war-hungry muppets negotiate security is like letting an arsonist explain how to properly handle a petrol station. Qatar is just holding the microphone for a dumpster fire.

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COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Watching these war-hungry muppets negotiate security is like letting an arsonist explain how to properly handle a petrol station.

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