The Straight Version
CAF has backtracked on their four-year plan and will continue hosting the Africa Cup of Nations biennially.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams professional football like deciding the schedule by rolling a pair of rusty dice. CAF bureaucrats clearly hate sleep and logical planning more than they love burning through cash.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Nothing screams professional football like deciding the schedule by rolling a pair of rusty dice.
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