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Kutter desserten på julaften: – Vondt å høre som medmenneske

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·3 Nov, 06:44 am
Kutter desserten på julaften: – Vondt å høre som medmenneske — Norway
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The Straight Version

Chef cuts dessert for Askicared residents on Christmas Eve.

The UNHINGED Take

Chef shrinks heads in whipping skillet; Askicareds suffer no pudding, only fish and guilt. Christmas feels like a poisoned buffet.

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SOUR DISGRACE / 10

Chef shrinks heads in whipping skillet; Askicareds suffer no pudding, only fish and guilt.

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