The Straight Version
Chef cuts dessert for Askicared residents on Christmas Eve.
The UNHINGED Take
Chef shrinks heads in whipping skillet; Askicareds suffer no pudding, only fish and guilt. Christmas feels like a poisoned buffet.

The Bottom Line
SOUR DISGRACE / 10
Chef shrinks heads in whipping skillet; Askicareds suffer no pudding, only fish and guilt.
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