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Manchester City - Tottenham

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·29 Oct, 11:03 am
Manchester City - Tottenham — Norway
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The Straight Version

Manchester City faced Tottenham in a Premier League match.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching state-sponsored oil money oiling up against a club that treats bottling trophies like an Olympic sport is the ultimate display of absolute sporting bankruptcy.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Watching state-sponsored oil money oiling up against a club that treats bottling trophies like an Olympic sport is the ultimate display of absolute sporting bankruptcy.

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