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Midterms over, Democrats eye wide-open 2028 White House race

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 10:42 am
Midterms over, Democrats eye wide-open 2028 White House race — Norway
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The Straight Version

Democrats are already bickering over their chaotic 2028 presidential primary strategy following recent midterm election results.

The UNHINGED Take

The party is already sharpening knives for a circular firing squad that will make a dumpster fire look like a beacon of hope. Absolute shambolic circus managed by spineless, career-obsessed careerists.

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TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

The party is already sharpening knives for a circular firing squad that will make a dumpster fire look like a beacon of hope.

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The party is already sharpening knives for a circular firing squad that will make a dumpster fire look like a beacon of hope. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/midterms-over-democrats-eye-wide-open-2028-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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