The Straight Version
NTSB says plane parts found three miles away fell off before crash.
The UNHINGED Take
NTSB with a smirk claims Florida’s crash parts escaped well before impact—Boeing's spare parts hopped out early, turning tragedy into a stolen souvenir, like a rogue GPS on a bad trip.
The Bottom Line
BRUTAL NTSB / 10
NTSB with a smirk claims Florida’s crash parts escaped well before impact—Boeing's spare parts hopped out early, turning tragedy into a stolen souvenir, like a rogue GPS on a bad trip.
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NTSB with a smirk claims Florida’s crash parts escaped well before impact—Boeing's spare parts hopped out early, turning tragedy into a stolen souvenir, like a rogue GPS on a bad trip. BRUTAL NTSB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/ntsb-says-crucial-plane-parts-found-thr
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