The Straight Version
VG reports new Baywatch episode features an abundance of bodies.
The UNHINGED Take
To get fresh revenue, VG launches 'Nye Baywatch: Mye kropp'—tanks of dead bodies for cheap TV. Baywatch’s still clutching its chain-forsaken resort while Norway watches, laughing on a vegan spreadsheet.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // BODY PARADEGIF
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED NO FUN / 10
To get fresh revenue, VG launches 'Nye Baywatch: Mye kropp'—tanks of dead bodies for cheap TV.
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To get fresh revenue, VG launches 'Nye Baywatch: Mye kropp'—tanks of dead bodies for cheap TV. CERTIFIED NO FUN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/nye-baywatch-mye-kropp #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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