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Oleshky residents return to Ukraine

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·1 Nov, 02:56 pm
Oleshky residents return to Ukraine — Norway
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The Straight Version

Oleshky residents exit war zone, cross river homebound after truce, escaping Russian occupation.

The UNHINGED Take

Russian troops traded little to none salt, replaced by grass, dogs—now Oleshky warriors taste victory like a gangster's dropped cake, but their land is the real feast.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN BEAST / 10

Russian troops traded little to none salt, replaced by grass, dogs—now Oleshky warriors taste victory like a gangster's dropped cake, but their land is the real feast.

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Russian troops traded little to none salt, replaced by grass, dogs—now Oleshky warriors taste victory like a gangster's dropped cake, but their land is the real feast. CLOWN BEAST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/oleshky-residents-return-to-ukraine #NZElection2026 #Unh

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