The Straight Version
Oslo police plan to interrogate Marius Borg Høiby today regarding the assault committed at a private residence.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine living off royal crumbs just to play amateur boxer in your living room. The prince of failures is finally trading his golden spoon for a pair of cold steel handcuffs.

The Bottom Line
ROYAL DISGRACE / 10
Imagine living off royal crumbs just to play amateur boxer in your living room.
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