The Straight Version
Businesses in India are now charging families to provide paid companionship services for their elderly relatives.
The UNHINGED Take
Capitalism has officially commodified human affection, turning basic decency into a subscription model for neglected boomers. Your children aren't busy; they are just waiting for the inheritance while you rot.

The Bottom Line
DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE / 10
Capitalism has officially commodified human affection, turning basic decency into a subscription model for neglected boomers.
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