The Straight Version
Michael Carrick is axed by Manchester United’s board.
The UNHINGED Take
United’s board flees like a lost laks with Carrick’s head in their hand. They treat football like a night‑club – no manager, but plenty of chittering backroom blaggards.
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The Bottom Line
FUZZY MIND BOMB / 10
United’s board flees like a lost laks with Carrick’s head in their hand.
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