The Straight Version
Aftenposten published a guide on how to follow the American midterm elections like a professional.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine obsessing over American circus clowns while the fjords are rusting. Stop LARPing as a Washington pundit and focus on our own dying welfare state you absolute muppet.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL TIME WASTE / 10
Imagine obsessing over American circus clowns while the fjords are rusting.
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