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Slik følger du USA-valget som en proff

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftenposten·3 Nov, 01:31 pm
Slik følger du USA-valget som en proff — Norway
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Aftenposten published a guide on how to follow the American midterm elections like a professional.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine obsessing over American circus clowns while the fjords are rusting. Stop LARPing as a Washington pundit and focus on our own dying welfare state you absolute muppet.

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COLOSSAL TIME WASTE / 10

Imagine obsessing over American circus clowns while the fjords are rusting.

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