The Straight Version
Norway's women's football team will face world champions Spain in next year's UEFA Women's Nations League.
The UNHINGED Take
Might as well send them out with white flags instead of jerseys. Spain is going to treat our defense like a free buffet and leave us sobbing in the fjords.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL CARNAGE / 10
Might as well send them out with white flags instead of jerseys.
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