The Straight Version
El Sisi says he'll step back, but Egypt's military sets a new regime path.
The UNHINGED Take
El Sisi dropping the baton while the military claws its way to 'New' leadership – a grand sheep-trade circus. Who needs democracy when you have battle drums and blood-elbow contracts?
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The Bottom Line
STUPID ROT / 10
El Sisi dropping the baton while the military claws its way to 'New' leadership – a grand sheep-trade circus.
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El Sisi dropping the baton while the military claws its way to 'New' leadership – a grand sheep-trade circus. STUPID ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/the-next-phase-of-military-rule-in-egypt #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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