The Straight Version
Record numbers of independent voters and third‑party candidates still fail to wrestle control from the entrenched U.S. two‑party system.
The UNHINGED Take
Sluft midt på Monroe's dream, independents trip over their own impotence while blue and red guys throw frozen pizza at each other for thigh‑high applause.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE NOOBIC / 10
Sluft midt på Monroe's dream, independents trip over their own impotence while blue and red guys throw frozen pizza at each other for thigh‑high applause.
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Sluft midt på Monroe's dream, independents trip over their own impotence while blue and red guys throw frozen pizza at each other for thigh‑high applause. ABSOLUTE NOOBIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/us-midterms-what-to-know-about-independent-voters #NZElection2026
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