The Straight Version
USA will facilitate negotiations between Ukraine and Russia in Abu Dhabi, 10-11 November.
The UNHINGED Take
US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp. Putin and Kyiv hold arms but no podium.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN MASH / 10
US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp.
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US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp. BRAIN MASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/usa-skal-mekle-mellom-russland-og-ukraina-i #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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