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USA skal mekle mellom Russland og Ukraina i Abu Dhabi

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftenposten·2 Nov, 11:29 pm
USA skal mekle mellom Russland og Ukraina i Abu Dhabi — Norway
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The Straight Version

USA will facilitate negotiations between Ukraine and Russia in Abu Dhabi, 10-11 November.

The UNHINGED Take

US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp. Putin and Kyiv hold arms but no podium.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN MASH / 10

US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp.

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US stepping in like a lost ambassador, Norway would send a GPS to help find a way out of this Baltic swamp. BRAIN MASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/usa-skal-mekle-mellom-russland-og-ukraina-i #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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