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Wallenius Wilhemsen tjente 212 millioner dollar

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: VG·4 Nov, 06:38 am
Wallenius Wilhemsen tjente 212 millioner dollar — Norway
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The Straight Version

Wallenius Wilhelmsen earned $212 million from full‑booked Asian freight.

The UNHINGED Take

212 million? Wallenius Wilhelmsen ships 212m into a black hole, chewing Asian freight like a starving wolf while the industry coughs at their greed.

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The Bottom Line

CRIMINAL BLUFF / 10

212 million?

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