The Straight Version
One Republican won a redrawn Texas district despite redistricting backlash.
The UNHINGED Take
Redistricting turned Texas into a fjord of incompetence, yet a lone Republican still leapt over the blue tide like a loon chasing a fish on ice.
The Bottom Line
REPUBLICAN DISTORTION / 10
Redistricting turned Texas into a fjord of incompetence, yet a lone Republican still leapt over the blue tide like a loon chasing a fish on ice.
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Redistricting turned Texas into a fjord of incompetence, yet a lone Republican still leapt over the blue tide like a loon chasing a fish on ice. REPUBLICAN DISTORTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/why-one-republican-won-a-redrawn-texas-district #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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