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British adventurer spent 28 years walking home. Now he’s afraid to finish

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·1 Nov, 07:22 pm
British adventurer spent 28 years walking home. Now he’s afraid to finish — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Karl Bushby trekked home for 28 years; now he's terrified of concluding the march.

The UNHINGED Take

Bushby’s done the trek, early hero, and now freaks out like a muppet at a council meeting.

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STRAY MUPPET / 10

Bushby’s done the trek, early hero, and now freaks out like a muppet at a council meeting.

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Bushby’s done the trek, early hero, and now freaks out like a muppet at a council meeting. STRAY MUPPET / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/british-adventurer-spent-28-years-walking-home-now #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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