The Straight Version
Chris Hipkins is gambling on a massive special vote count to reclaim the Prime Ministership by Christmas.
The UNHINGED Take
Chippy is huffing pure copium if he thinks the special votes will drag his munted party out of the gutter. Imagine being this cooked while the country collectively laughs at your delusion.
The Bottom Line
TERMINAL COPIUM OVERDOSE / 10
Chippy is huffing pure copium if he thinks the special votes will drag his munted party out of the gutter.
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Chippy is huffing pure copium if he thinks the special votes will drag his munted party out of the gutter. TERMINAL COPIUM OVERDOSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/chris-hipkins-says-he-could-be-pm-by #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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