The Straight Version
Donald Trump has suggested UFC boss Dana White for the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
The White House is officially turning into a cage fight for roided-up meatheads. Expect the press briefing room to become a munted octagon where logic goes to die.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10
The White House is officially turning into a cage fight for roided-up meatheads.
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The White House is officially turning into a cage fight for roided-up meatheads. ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/could-ufc-boss-dana-white-be-next-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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