The Straight Version
Crown accounts show higher debt, lower spending; gains partly from market buoyancy boosting investment returns.
The UNHINGED Take
Kiwis in the Treasury think saving cows counts as cutting costs, while the market gave the government a handout. If they’re so tight, they’ll next cut ourselves!
The Bottom Line
MUTTISH COUPLE OF BUNKS / 10
Kiwis in the Treasury think saving cows counts as cutting costs, while the market gave the government a handout.
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