The Straight Version
Binance is covering 90 percent of losses following a 6.3 billion dollar hack attributed to North Korea.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up, only to have the world's dodgiest exchange play hero. Binance is just burning cash to keep their house of cards standing.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up, only to have the world's dodgiest exchange play hero.
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Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up, only to have the world's dodgiest exchange play hero. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/crypto-firm-binance-covers-90-of-losses-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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