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Darwin Howe jailed for Wainuiomata house shooting and other offences

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·7 Nov, 03:03 am
Darwin Howe jailed for Wainuiomata house shooting and other offences — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Darwin Howe wanted to intimidate a man who lives at the address. The man's partner and eight children were also inside when he opened fire.

The UNHINGED Take

"Darwin Howe jailed for Wainuiomata house shooting and other offences" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Darwin Howe jailed for Wainuiomata house shooting and other offences" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Darwin Howe jailed for Wainuiomata house shooting and other offences" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/darwin-howe-jailed-for-wainuiomata-house-shooting-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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