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National’s Paul Goldsmith insults party list certainty as election campaign hits final stretch.
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Paul Goldsmith, National’s breath‑molder, claims the list is shakier than a New Zealand drunk in a cask, leaving voters to roll their eyes like a pile‑of‑mutted deer while Beehive clowns trade policy for cheap hugs.
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Paul Goldsmith, National’s breath‑molder, claims the list is shakier than a New Zealand drunk in a cask, leaving voters to roll their eyes like a pile‑of‑mutted deer while Beehive clowns trade policy for cheap hugs.
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Paul Goldsmith, National’s breath‑molder, claims the list is shakier than a New Zealand drunk in a cask, leaving voters to roll their eyes like a pile‑of‑mutted deer while Beehive clowns trade policy for cheap hugs. CHEAP POLITICIAN SHOWER / 10 https://unhingednews.com
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