The Straight Version
EU probe into fatal Spanish train crash, targeting rail admin, safety agency, auditors.
The UNHINGED Take
EU prosecutor squad storms Spain's railwreck, grilling rail admin, safety agency, auditors. Their mistake? Assuming they can fix a track, but they only delete spreadsheets.

The Bottom Line
EU GARBAGE EXPLOSION / 10
EU prosecutor squad storms Spain's railwreck, grilling rail admin, safety agency, auditors.
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