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EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 01:33 am
EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

EU probe into fatal Spanish train crash, targeting rail admin, safety agency, auditors.

The UNHINGED Take

EU prosecutor squad storms Spain's railwreck, grilling rail admin, safety agency, auditors. Their mistake? Assuming they can fix a track, but they only delete spreadsheets.

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EU GARBAGE EXPLOSION / 10

EU prosecutor squad storms Spain's railwreck, grilling rail admin, safety agency, auditors.

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