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Explainer: Why you won’t hear much about the election on election day

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·6 Nov, 07:57 pm
Explainer: Why you won’t hear much about the election on election day — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

RNZ announces no election chatter on day one due to forbidden buzz.

The UNHINGED Take

The Beehive muppets think silence is policy; RNZ’s silence screams it’s all a paid post‑it.

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The Bottom Line

PRESTIGIOUS INERTIA / 10

The Beehive muppets think silence is policy; RNZ’s silence screams it’s all a paid post‑it.

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