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Four face insider-trading charges related to computer chip maker Rakon

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·5 Nov, 06:16 am
Four face insider-trading charges related to computer chip maker Rakon — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Michael Walter Daniel and Paul Louis Smit have been named as defendants, while two others have interim name suppression.

The UNHINGED Take

"Four face insider-trading charges related to computer chip maker Rakon" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Four face insider-trading charges related to computer chip maker Rakon" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Four face insider-trading charges related to computer chip maker Rakon" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/four-face-insider-trading-charges-related-to-computer #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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