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France braces for fresh protests in test for Macron's policies

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 06:24 am
France braces for fresh protests in test for Macron's policies — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Macron faces huge protests and a public sector strike before the election.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron's party is living on a guernsey, while the cobblers of Paris march louder than a Sunday rugby match. Parisians are as useful as a traffic cone on a hill.

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The Bottom Line

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Macron's party is living on a guernsey, while the cobblers of Paris march louder than a Sunday rugby match.

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Macron's party is living on a guernsey, while the cobblers of Paris march louder than a Sunday rugby match. ABSOLUTE LAME /10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/france-braces-for-fresh-protests-in-test-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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