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Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 12:27 am
Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Gen Z protesters clash with police across 34 German cities, turning streets into bombed jungles.

The UNHINGED Take

Those German muppets think those 34 streets are a playground—turning protest into a full‑on mopped territory. Police? More like carrot‑crab guards hoping to buy time with wine.

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Those German muppets think those 34 streets are a playground—turning protest into a full‑on mopped territory.

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Those German muppets think those 34 streets are a playground—turning protest into a full‑on mopped territory. LOOSE UNIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/gen-z-led-protests-in-germany-turn-violent #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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