The Straight Version
Parker, 79, attempts to sell his 20‑year‑old Meeanee Hotel in Napier, but buyers won’t bite.
The UNHINGED Take
Old Parker’s Meeanee Hotel is Napier’s most moth‑balled barn. Buyers say no thanks, calling it a relic hotter than the last batch of whānau stew.
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The Bottom Line
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Old Parker’s Meeanee Hotel is Napier’s most moth‑balled barn.
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