The Straight Version
India defeated the Black Caps by four runs via DLS in a rain-shortened second ODI match.
The UNHINGED Take
Our top order folded faster than a cheap beach chair in a gale. Absolute muppets couldn't bat their way out of a damp paper bag even if the rain stopped.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Our top order folded faster than a cheap beach chair in a gale.
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