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Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·28 Oct, 10:31 am
Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

The Villa Vie Odyssey cruise ship is stranded in Cambodia because the company cannot afford fuel costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying a fortune to be a glorified prisoner on a floating bathtub while these muppets realise they forgot to budget for basic physics. Absolute cooked behavior from everyone involved.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // SINKING CRUISE SHIPGIF
Reaction GIF for Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs

The Bottom Line

MARITIME BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine paying a fortune to be a glorified prisoner on a floating bathtub while these muppets realise they forgot to budget for basic physics.

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