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Michigan Muslims helped elect Trump. Now their faith is under fire

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:38 pm
Michigan Muslims helped elect Trump. Now their faith is under fire — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Michigan Muslims helped elect Trump, now face backlash.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s campaign ate them like sausage rolls, now the Beehive slaps their faith like a muppet on a freewheel.

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The Bottom Line

Sausage Roll Smackdown / 10

Trump’s campaign ate them like sausage rolls, now the Beehive slaps their faith like a muppet on a freewheel.

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Trump’s campaign ate them like sausage rolls, now the Beehive slaps their faith like a muppet on a freewheel. Sausage Roll Smackdown / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/michigan-muslims-helped-elect-trump-now-their-faith #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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