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Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 07:13 pm
Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race — New Zealand
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Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race

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"Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Michigan US Senate race: Rogers, El-Sayed urge turnout for critical race" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/michigan-us-senate-race-rogers-el-sayed-urge #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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