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Quirky and colourful: ‘It’s almost like stepping into Alice in Wonderland’

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·16 Sept, 07:54 pm
Quirky and colourful: ‘It’s almost like stepping into Alice in Wonderland’ — New Zealand
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Wellington architect Ross Brown designed a unique, colourful house in 1982 that is being called 'almost like stepping into Alice in Wonderland'.

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Right, so Ross Brown, in his infinite wisdom and apparently fuelled by pure, unadulterated kiwifruit wine back in '82, decided to slap together a crib that looks like a bloody kindergarten exploded. 'Alice in Wonderland'? More like 'Alice in Architect's Fever Dream'. You reckon the council actually signed off on this psychedelic nightmare, or did they just let him go wild because it was the 80s and everyone was a bit loose?

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WELLINGTON'S MOST TALKED ABOUT MANSION OF MADNESS / 10

Right, so Ross Brown, in his infinite wisdom and apparently fuelled by pure, unadulterated kiwifruit wine back in '82, decided to slap together a crib that looks like a bloody kindergarten exploded.

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Right, so Ross Brown, in his infinite wisdom and apparently fuelled by pure, unadulterated kiwifruit wine back in '82, decided to slap together a crib that looks like a bloody kindergarten exploded. WELLINGTON'S MOST TALKED ABOUT MANSION OF MADNESS / 10 https://unhinge

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