The Straight Version
Real Madrid smacked Valencia 3‑0, levelising with Barcelona.
The UNHINGED Take
Madrid whacked Valencia 3‑0, trailing the own stadium, and Mbappe cackled like a punk clown, while Barcelona pretended it mattered. That’s a s**t show.
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The Bottom Line
WITCHHOLE BRAIN / 10
Madrid whacked Valencia 3‑0, trailing the own stadium, and Mbappe cackled like a punk clown, while Barcelona pretended it mattered.
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Madrid whacked Valencia 3‑0, trailing the own stadium, and Mbappe cackled like a punk clown, while Barcelona pretended it mattered. WITCHHOLE BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/real-madrid-beat-valencia-3-0-to-draw #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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