The Straight Version
Sir John Key reversed National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact.
The UNHINGED Take
Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub.

The Bottom Line
MUMMET BASTARD / 10
Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub.
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Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub. MUMMET BASTARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/sir-john-key-steps-in-to-undo-nationals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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