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Sir John Key steps in to undo National’s 'cup of tea' deal with ACT

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·1 Nov, 01:18 am
Sir John Key steps in to undo National’s 'cup of tea' deal with ACT — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Sir John Key reversed National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact.

The UNHINGED Take

Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub.

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The Bottom Line

MUMMET BASTARD / 10

Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub.

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Sir John Key tore up National‑ACT's 'cup of tea' pact, laughing at politicians while his ego got a free jar of Beelzebub. MUMMET BASTARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/sir-john-key-steps-in-to-undo-nationals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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