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The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·29 Oct, 03:00 pm
The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

It’s been building for years, but now the shift is impossible to ignore.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making speedrunning total brain death: "The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making speedrunning total brain death: "The property market’s historic milestone ten years in the making".

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