The Straight Version
New Zealand waits for special votes after an agonizingly tight election night leaves the government undecided.
The UNHINGED Take
These Beehive muppets are hanging by a thread while the country prays for a merciful end to this pathetic clown show. Absolute eggs, the lot of them.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
These Beehive muppets are hanging by a thread while the country prays for a merciful end to this pathetic clown show.
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These Beehive muppets are hanging by a thread while the country prays for a merciful end to this pathetic clown show. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/too-close-to-call-wait-begins-for-special #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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