The Straight Version
Donald Trump claimed he was joking about offering UFC CEO Dana White the White House press secretary role.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trying to govern a superpower with the same logic as a cage fight undercard. This absolute muppet thinks the Oval Office is just another spot to promote a sweaty wrestling match.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine trying to govern a superpower with the same logic as a cage fight undercard.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine trying to govern a superpower with the same logic as a cage fight undercard. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trump-says-he-was-kidding-about-dana-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
